I always thought that spitting a beverage through your nose was something that happens to other people until something I heard at work today caused the behavior in myself. And I quote 'I always forget that when I send a fax, I am not actually sending the paper.'

This was in response after being handed the paper she left in the scan tray on the copier/printer/fax machine at work...

I looked around carefully to see if Scott Adams was hiding somewhere...